The reports have been confirmed. The pictures are hers. And yes, she did kiss him.

 So, it was our very own desi-bombshell Bipasha Basu who cosied up to Christiano Ronaldo and the shutterbugs just couldn’t believe their luck.

As all the national dailies showcase the ‘kiss and canoodle’ incident with bold headlines and bolder snapshots one can’t help but wonder why the heck are we making such a fuss of it?

-         Isn’t it exactly what the sexy bimbette wants out of us?

-         Attention. And more tabloid space. And yaa, also some jealousy-induced-self-restraint in her looooooooooooong-time boyfriend (who remembers that dimply-simple Dino Morea nowadays? huh?) Beef-cake Mr. John Abraham. Don’t know about the last one but I see we are serving her plateful of what she wants on the first two counts. And that isn’t making me any happier.

But I have my doubts if the big-bucks Clinic All Clear deal is going to keep them together now. Now that Bipasha has sent out the message loud and clear that anyone and everyone under the generous sun (be it Saifu Baba or the Man. Untd star Ronaldo) who can guarantee her free publicity, she will be more than eager to kiss and please.

-God help the feminists of India.

One might assume that I have something personal against the sultry siren. But, let me clear the air before I proceed that I have none. I actually liked her in Corporate. She did justice to the role of the ambitious girl made victim to corporate crossfire. Ahhh! What a lovely scapegoat she made. Made my heart quiver with utmost sympathy.

But then, God won’t let me continue my benevolence and now she does this. And I am compelled to write a scathing blog which I hope she comes across sooner than later.

First she is the news for warming up to the recently-single-and –more- than- happy- to mingle Saif Ali Khan. One can understand her anguish and vengeful flirting as a retort to John’s more outrageous and less publicized philandering ( Blame it all on the go-soft-on-male-stars attitude of our media). But hellooooooooo!!! One fine morning they are again spotted together, hand-in-hand, posing for photos. Sweet nothings whispered into each other’s ears. Any clues dear readers? Any answers? Any guesses you can make?

-         The answer lies in their crore-rupee deal with Clinic All Clear to make jont public appearances for promotion. And to top it look-being-together too!

-          Just imagine the hypocrisy of it all!

But, Lady Luck had grander plans for Miss Siren as she got the invitation to host the 7-Wonders extravganza in London. And Whoa ! She finds sweet-talker-hellishly-handsome Christiano Ronaldo to share the stage with her. What a God gifted opportunity to match Miss Shetty’s recent exploits on the European stage. Thank you God!

They come together to Belem (A Night-club meant for gentlemen and women strictly) in Lisbon. Ronaldo shows her some tricky foot-work on the dance-floor and they leave together( use your imagination now dearies). Not to forget the Kiss-and –forget (John) in between.

And she says, it’s again “Irresponsible assumptions” on the part pf the media.

Yes, Miss Siren. All the time we thought all our girls till the time they flirted with our desi-brawns were entitled to their Satitywa.

You have shown us the REAL picture.

No wonder we make “Irresponsible Assumptions” like that.